The Ballot Box — $PEE-PLE Republic Election

By the Numbers · Live Election Stats

6,900Votes Cast

5Candidates

∞Vibes Analysed

0Decisions Made

The Candidates · Click Any Card for Full Profile

Verified by the Republic · Craig Wright permanently excluded

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Dorian Nakamoto

aka "The Quiet One"

🎖 Sheriff NFT Holder

Retired systems engineer. Denies everything. Suspiciously calm. Lives next to the first Bitcoin recipient. Coincidence has not yet been ruled out.

Platform

Complete denial of all involvement

Privacy rights for retired engineers

Neighbourhood Bitcoin policy reform

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Hal Finney

aka "The First Recipient"

Senator NFT Holder

Pioneer cypherpunk. Received the first Bitcoin transaction. Lived suspiciously close to Dorian. The numbers have been run. Results withheld.

Platform

Decentralise absolutely everything

Run the numbers — always

Proximity should not equal guilt

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Nick Szabo

aka "The Wordsmith"

Citizen NFT Holder

Inventor of smart contracts and Bit Gold. Wrote extensively about digital currency before Bitcoin existed. Suspiciously knowledgeable for a non-candidate.

Platform

Smart contracts for all governance

Bit Gold standard for the Republic

Long technical papers on font size

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Your Dog

aka "The HODL Champion"

Citizen NFT Holder

Loyal. Never sold. Diamond paws since inception. Strong fundamentals. Always present. Cannot be corrupted by market conditions or squeaky toys.

Platform

Walkies policy reform — twice daily minimum

Permanent ban on the mailman

Naps for all — no exceptions

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Elon Musk

aka "The Tweet Mover"

Citizen NFT Holder

Tweets about crypto. Moves markets with punctuation. Has his own coin. Owns a social media platform. Sent a car into space. Denies nothing.

Platform

Dogecoin as official currency of Nothing

All governance via X polls

Move the Republic to Mars eventually

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Craig Wright

aka "The Claimant"

⛔ No NFT · Not Verified

Claims to be Satoshi Nakamoto. Has claimed this in court. Cannot prove it. Court agreed. Still claims it. Lawyers involved. Guards notified.

⛔ DENIED — Entry Refused by Both Guards
Lawyers Also Denied · No Exceptions

Cast Your Vote · The Great Satoshi Hunt

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Select your candidate. Every $PEE-PLE holder gets a voice.
Sheriff NFT = 3 votes. Senator = 2 votes. Citizen = 1 vote.

* Craig Wright has been permanently removed from the ballot by order of the Frog Guards.

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Live Standings · Updated Continuously

Great Satoshi Hunt

* Exceeds 100%. Intentional.

Dorian Nakamoto

Retired · Denies everything · Suspicious calm

67%

Hal Finney

First recipient · Suspicious proximity

51%

Nick Szabo

Smart contracts inventor · Suspiciously knowledgeable

44%

Your Dog

Never sold · Diamond paws · Good boy

22%

Elon Musk

Tweets about it · Denies nothing

18%

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Craig Wright

Denied entry · Guards informed · Lawyers also denied

Election Rules · As Decreed by the Ministry of Nothing

Hold $PEE-PLE

Only $PEE-PLE token holders may vote. The more you hold, the more your voice carries — democracy with actual stakes for once.

NFT Vote Multipliers

Sheriff NFT = 3 votes. Senator NFT = 2 votes. Citizen NFT = 1 vote. Minister of Nothing = infinite votes (does nothing with them, obviously).

Craig Wright

Permanently and irrevocably excluded from all elections, ballots, polling stations, and waiting rooms. The guards have been briefed. So have the lawyers.

Candidate Registration · Stand for the Presidency of Nothing

Requirements · Process · Platform Submission

Register as a Candidate

Registration: Open When Token + Citizen NFT Launch

Requirements to Stand

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Citizen NFT Required

You must hold at least one $PEE-PLE Citizen NFT to register as a candidate. This proves you are a legitimate citizen of the Republic and not just someone with opinions.

Minimum: 1 Citizen NFT in connected wallet

Coming Soon — Citizen NFT launching next

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Burn 1,000 $PEE-PLE

Candidates must burn 1,000 $PEE-PLE tokens to file their candidacy. This prevents spam candidacies, reduces token supply, and ensures only those with real conviction apply.

1,000 $PEE-PLE burned on registration

Coming Soon — $PEE-PLE token launching

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Submit Your Platform

A candidate name, a brief biography, your social links, and a 3-point election agenda. The Ministry of Nothing will review and add you to the official ballot within 48 hours.

Name + Bio + Socials + 3 Agenda Points

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Sign the Constitution

All candidates must acknowledge the $PEE-PLE Republic Constitution and accept that the Presidency of Nothing comes with zero salary, zero power, and maximum prestige.

On-chain signature required

Read Constitution →

Candidate Application Form

Submit Your Candidacy — Ministry of Nothing Review: 48 hrs

Registration is currently in preview mode. Full on-chain verification (Citizen NFT check + $PEE-PLE burn) activates when the token and Citizen NFT launch. Submit now to be reviewed and added to the ballot manually by the Ministry of Nothing.

Candidate Name / Alias *

Solana Wallet Address *

Twitter / X Handle

Telegram Username

Website / Other Link

NFT Role Held

Brief Biography *

Your 3-Point Election Agenda *

Policy Point 1

Policy Point 2

Policy Point 3

By submitting you confirm you hold $PEE-PLE tokens and agree to the Constitution. You acknowledge the Presidency of Nothing carries no salary, no office, no powers, and no responsibility whatsoever. Craig Wright may not apply.

This is a satirical election. The $PEE-PLE Republic is a parody project. No actual political positions are conferred. Satoshi Nakamoto, if found, will be invited to accept the title of Crypto-President of Nothing in Particular. Craig Wright will not be invited. The Frog Guards have been informed. Not financial advice. Not political advice. Not advice of any kind. This is democracy advice.