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Official Document of the Republic · Est. on the Blockchain · 2026

Constitution & Articles
of Governance

of the $PEE-PLE Republic

A Satirical, Decentralised Democracy • Powered by Solana • Governed by Memes
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We, the Token-Holders of the $PEE-PLE Republic, in Order to form a more perfect Meme, establish Justice on the Blockchain, ensure domestic Vibes, provide for the common Satoshi, promote the general Welfare of our Wallets, and secure the Blessings of Financial Enlightenment to ourselves and our Descendants — or at least to those still holding bags — do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of the $PEE-PLE Republic, effective immediately and until the next hard fork.
I
The Republic
Section 1
Name & Nature

The official name of this nation shall be the $PEE-PLE Republic. It may also be referred to as “The Democracy,” “This Whole Thing,” or “That Crypto Project My Friend Won’t Stop Talking About.”

The $PEE-PLE Republic is a satirical, decentralised democracy built on the Solana blockchain. It is not a real government. It does not collect taxes (in fiat). It does, however, take memes very seriously.

Section 2
Territory

The $PEE-PLE Republic claims jurisdiction over:

  1. All wallets holding $PEE-PLE tokens;
  2. The MemeHouse and its surrounding grounds;
  3. The comments section of any post mentioning Satoshi Nakamoto;
  4. Any Discord server where the word “democracy” has been used unironically.
Section 3
Motto

“All Men Are Created Equal — But Some Hold More $PEE-PLE.”

II
The Sovereign Token
Section 1
The Currency

The official currency of the $PEE-PLE Republic is the $PEE-PLE token, issued fairly, distributed equitably, and held with varying degrees of conviction. It is not financial advice. It is a token. The difference is legally significant.

Section 2
Fair Launch

The $PEE-PLE token was launched fairly. There was no presale. There was no VC allocation. There were no suits. There were only wallets, memes, and the collective audacity of the chronically online.

Section 3
Monetary Policy

The monetary policy of the $PEE-PLE Republic shall be: vibes-based. The Minister of Nothing is responsible for monetary policy. The Minister of Nothing has elected to do nothing. This is, economists note, historically consistent with several major central banks.

III
The Government
Section 1
Branches

The $PEE-PLE Republic shall have three branches of government:

  1. The Executive: The Crypto-President (Satoshi, once found);
  2. The Legislative: The Senate of Token-Holders;
  3. The Judicial: The Sheriff, who enforces meme law.

The Minister of Nothing shall not be counted among these branches. The Minister of Nothing transcends branches.

Section 2
The Presidency

The President of the $PEE-PLE Republic shall be Satoshi Nakamoto, if found. In the event that Satoshi is not found, the Presidency shall be held by whoever is currently polling highest, which as of this writing includes Your Dog at 22%, which is frankly more than Congress manages.

Section 3
Presidential Qualifications

To be eligible for the Presidency, a candidate must:

  1. Have created Bitcoin, or at minimum, claim to have created Bitcoin with actual cryptographic proof;
  2. NOT be Craig Wright;
  3. Be approved by both Frog Guards (sustained eye contact required);
  4. Hold at least one $PEE-PLE token.
IV
The NFT Roles & Powers
Section 1
The Citizen

Citizens are the backbone of the Republic. They hold tokens, they vote, they post. Their vote counts as one (1). They are the people. They are us. They are online at all hours. They are fine.

Section 2
The Senator

Senators debate everything and decide nothing. They produce forty-page policy documents on matters such as font selection and the correct pronunciation of “meme.” Their vote counts as two (2). They are paid nothing, which is precisely what they deserve.

Section 3
The Sheriff

The Sheriff enforces meme law. The Sheriff has jurisdiction over all unfunny content, low-effort posts, and any instance of Craig Wright claiming to be Satoshi within Republic borders. Their vote counts as three (3). The star is real. The authority is satirical.

Section 4
The Minister of Nothing

The Minister of Nothing is the most powerful role in the Republic. The Minister of Nothing holds the Nothing Portfolio. The Minister of Nothing’s vote counts as infinity (∞), which makes all elections technically undecidable. The Minister of Nothing is comfortable with this. The Minister of Nothing is comfortable with everything. Nothing troubles the Minister of Nothing.

V
The Elections
Section 1
The Great Satoshi Hunt

The primary electoral purpose of the $PEE-PLE Republic is to locate and elect Satoshi Nakamoto as the first Crypto-President. This search is ongoing. Candidates are welcome to declare. Craig Wright may not declare. Craig Wright has been notified.

Section 2
Voting & Results

Voting shall be conducted on-chain via $PEE-PLE token holdings. NFT holders receive bonus voting weight as described in Article IV. Election results shall be published transparently on the blockchain.

Results may exceed 100%. This is a feature, not a bug. Democracy has always been mathematically ambitious.

Section 3
Contested Elections

In the event of a contested election, the matter shall be resolved by the Minister of Nothing, who will do nothing about it. This is constitutionally appropriate and historically consistent.

VI
MemeHouse & The Frog Guard
Section 1
The Seat of Government

The MemeHouse, located at 1600 Blockchain Avenue, shall serve as the official seat of the $PEE-PLE Republic. It is modelled loosely on the White House, but with better guards, a more transparent selection process, and a large Pepe carved into the pediment.

Section 2
The Frog Guard

The MemeHouse shall be guarded at all times by no fewer than two (2) Frog Guards. Frog Guards must meet the following requirements:

  1. Eyes: glowing, golden, unwavering;
  2. Uniform: red military jacket, gold epaulettes, ceremonial hat with plume;
  3. Stance: perpetual attention;
  4. Expression: the classic Pepe smirk;
  5. Croaking: optional but encouraged at state functions.
Section 3
MemeHouse Access Policy

Admission shall be granted to: verified $PEE-PLE token holders; citizens with valid NFTs; anyone with a genuinely good meme.

Admission shall be denied to: Craig Wright (permanent); anyone who has publicly claimed crypto is “just a phase”; anyone who prints their seed phrase and leaves it in the kitchen.

Bill of Rights

The First Seven Amendments to the Constitution of the $PEE-PLE Republic

Amendment I
The Right to Meme
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of memes. All memes are protected under this Constitution. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones. The bad ones are the most democratic of all.
Amendment II
The Right to Hold
The right of the people to hold $PEE-PLE tokens shall not be infringed. Paper hands are constitutionally permitted but shall be noted in the public record with appropriate disappointment.
Amendment III
The Right to Vote Without Fully Understanding
Citizens may vote for any candidate without fully understanding the implications of their vote. This is consistent with how all democracies on Earth have functioned since their inception.
Amendment IV
The Right to Anon
Citizens may remain anonymous. Wallets need not be doxxed. Your identity is your own. Unless you are Satoshi Nakamoto, in which case we have a number of follow-up questions and the entire Republic would appreciate a brief meeting.
Amendment V
The Right to Not Financial Advice
Nothing in this Constitution, in the $PEE-PLE token documentation, or in anything said by any citizen in any Telegram group, Twitter thread, or Discord channel shall constitute financial advice. This is a Constitution. That is a token. The difference is significant and your lawyer agrees.
Amendment VI
Perpetual Protection Against Craig Wright
No citizen shall be required to acknowledge Craig Wright’s claims. No Frog Guard shall admit Craig Wright to the MemeHouse. No election shall count Craig Wright’s votes, of which there are currently three (3), all traceable to the same wallet, all disputed by cryptographic evidence.
Amendment VII
The Right to Governance by Nothing
Every citizen has the right to be governed, in part, by the Minister of Nothing, who will do absolutely nothing, thereby guaranteeing the purest and most historically successful form of government non-interference the blockchain has ever witnessed.
VIII
Prohibited Acts
  • Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto without producing the corresponding private key for Block 1;
  • Being Craig Wright in any capacity whatsoever;
  • Posting unfunny content without the appropriate ironic disclaimer;
  • Printing this Constitution and faxing it to a regulatory body;
  • Describing $PEE-PLE as “just a meme” — it is also a governance token, a community, and a vibe;
  • Asking “when Lambo” unironically after the year 2026;
  • Referring to the Frog Guards as “just frogs” — they are Officers of the Republic with ceremonial staves and functional golden eyes;
  • Paper hands during an active community vote;
  • Printing one’s seed phrase and storing it in the kitchen drawer;
  • Anything the Minister of Nothing would find offensive — the Minister of Nothing finds nothing offensive, but the principle stands.
IX
Amendment Process

This Constitution may be amended by a vote of the $PEE-PLE Republic’s citizens, provided:

  1. A quorum of token holders participates in the vote;
  2. The proposed amendment is posted in the official Telegram with a minimum of three (3) frog emoji;
  3. The Frog Guards do not veto it — they cannot officially, but their sustained golden-eyed stare carries significant constitutional weight;
  4. The Minister of Nothing abstains, as always and forever.

No amendment may admit Craig Wright to the MemeHouse, reduce the Frog Guard below two (2), or make anything in this document financial advice.

X
Ratification & Supremacy

This Constitution is hereby ratified by the wallets, memes, and collective unhinged optimism of the $PEE-PLE Republic’s founding citizens.

“We are not a real government. We are, however, more democratically legitimate than several actual governments currently in operation. The Frog Guards are more professional than most security services. The Minister of Nothing has a better track record than most ministers of something.”

This Constitution is the supreme law of the $PEE-PLE Republic. Any on-chain smart contract, NFT metadata, or Telegram announcement in conflict with this Constitution shall be considered a governance proposal and voted on accordingly, in the spirit of democracy, or at least the meme thereof.

Signatures & Ratification

Done in the Year of the Blockchain, on the Solana Network, witnessed by two Frog Guards whose eyes were glowing at the time of signing

S. Nakamoto
Crypto-President (Presumed)
Location: Unknown • Identity: Unverified
Signature: Cryptographically Valid (Pending)
∅ ∅ ∅
The Minister of Nothing
Portfolio: ∅ • Office Hours: None
Signed: By doing nothing, which is the signature
General Croaks
Frog Guard, First
MemeHouse, 1600 Blockchain Avenue
Eyes: Glowing • Stance: Attention
Craig Wright
Not Invited
Signature: Disputed • Claims: Rejected
Admission: Denied by both guards simultaneously
★ Ratified ★

This Constitution is provided for satirical and governance purposes only. It is not legal advice, financial advice, or any other kind of advice. It is a meme document for a meme token on a real blockchain, which is the most honest thing any government has said about itself in recorded history.

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