SATOSHI LEADS NIGHT MARCH — GOLDEN EYES CONFIRMED $PEE-PLE SURGES 4,000 PCT — SENATOR CABINET RESIGNS FROG GUARDS HOLD THE LINE — DEMOCRACY FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY CONGRESS REPLACED BY SMART CONTRACTS — APPROVAL 94 PCT MINISTER OF NOTHING Q3 REPORT — NOTHING TO REPORT CRAIG WRIGHT DENIED BY BOTH GUARDS AND THE FOUNTAIN YOUR DOG AT 22 PCT — THIS IS FINE — DEMOCRACY WORKS SATOSHI LEADS NIGHT MARCH — GOLDEN EYES CONFIRMED $PEE-PLE SURGES 4,000 PCT — SENATOR CABINET RESIGNS FROG GUARDS HOLD THE LINE — DEMOCRACY FUNCTIONING CORRECTLY CONGRESS REPLACED BY SMART CONTRACTS — APPROVAL 94 PCT MINISTER OF NOTHING Q3 REPORT — NOTHING TO REPORT CRAIG WRIGHT DENIED BY BOTH GUARDS AND THE FOUNTAIN YOUR DOG AT 22 PCT — THIS IS FINE — DEMOCRACY WORKS
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The Night March to MemeHouse Two Pepe Frog Guards in military uniform flank a road. Satoshi walks toward the illuminated MemeHouse. $PEE-PLE REPUBLIC MEMEHOUSE ₿ SATOSHI?? WE THE PEE-PLE $PEE-PLE 4EVER FIND SATOSHI MEMES = VOTES MARCH TO MEMEHOUSE
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The Democracy
Official Organ of the $PEE-PLE Gazette & Solana Satirical Society
“All Men Are Created Equal — But Some Hold More $PEE-PLE”
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UNVERIFIED
World's First Crypto-President Election — Now Open

SATOSHI FOUND!
(Maybe. Probably Not. Vote Anyway.)

The world’s most satirical democracy has launched on Solana. The hooded figure with golden eyes leads the march. The Frog Guards stand watch. The Republic awaits.

By W. Nakamoto · Filed from an Undisclosed Node · 2026

The great experiment in decentralised governance has officially begun. Citizens of the $PEE-PLE Republic — armed with tokens, memes, and an inexplicable optimism that this time democracy might actually work — are being called upon to cast their votes for the first-ever Crypto-President of Nothing in Particular.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident,” declared an anonymous wallet, “that all tokens are created equal, but some are more equal than others — especially the ones with funny names.” The statement was quoted in fourteen congressional hearings. None were attended. The Frog Guards were unavailable for comment, though witnesses confirmed their eyes were glowing.

“Democracy is broken. We fixed it with memes, Solana, and two very serious frog guards.”
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Leads marches. Golden eyes. Laptop open. No ID.

Live Election Standings

Based on Vibes + On-Chain Data
Dorian Nakamoto
67%
Hal Finney
51%
Nick Szabo
44%
Your Dog
22%
Craig Wright
3%
*Exceeds 100%. Intentional. This is democracy.

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Every token counts. Some more than others.

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Society & Collectibles · NFT Roles of the Republic
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The Collection

Your Role in the New World Order

Democracy NFTs are collectibles representing positions of power and authority within the $PEE-PLE Republic. These are not just digital art — they are your ticket into the system. Each character has unique influence in elections and governance.

Each role comes with distinct governance powers. The rarer the role, the heavier your vote. Drawn in a raw, authentic hand-made style — no polish, maximum soul.

“Own your role in the most satirical government ever to run on Solana.”
♦ NFTs give real voting weight in elections
♦ Raw authentic hand-made style
♦ Rarer roles = more influence in the Republic
♦ Minister of Nothing: the most important role
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RARE
Sheriff SheriffLaw & Disorder
Enforces meme law. Arrests anyone for being unfunny. Votes x3.
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UNCOMMON
Senator NOTED SenatorProfessional Talker
Debates everything. Decides nothing. 40-page bills on font size. Votes x2.
⏳ Coming Soon
COMMON
Citizen I VOTED $PEE-PLE gm frens ₿ ₿ GENESIS CitizenThe Voting Public
Always online. Always holding. Always opinionated. Votes x1.
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LEGENDARY
Minister of Nothing ∅ Minister of ∅Nothing Portfolio
Oversees nothing. Controls everything. Most powerful. Votes x∞.
⏳ Coming Soon — Legendary · 0.3 SOL
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Real Estate & Community · MemeHouse — 1600 Blockchain Avenue
MemeHouse building at night $PEE-PLE REPUBLIC MEMEHOUSE
Headquarters of the Republic

MemeHouse: Where Satoshi Rules & Crypto Lives

MEMEHOUSE — the real-world space where crypto culture meets the street. A physical hub where the community thrives, blockchain ideas are debated, memes are born, and the dream of decentralised democracy becomes real.

MEMEHOUSE becomes reality only when the community stands behind it. By holding $PEE-PLE tokens, you help turn this vision into a real-world revolution. Frog Guards on duty 24/7.

  • Community Hub — Where blockchain ideas collide and memes are born daily.
  • Events & Meetups — Crypto conventions, NFT exhibitions, live elections.
  • Satoshi’s Domain — Rules made by the people, for the people.
  • Decentralised Governance — $PEE-PLE tokens fund the movement.
  • The Frog Guard — Glowing eyes. Uniforms mandatory. Croaking optional.
“Like the White House — but the guards glow in the dark and the president is a mystery.”
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Official Agenda · The $PEE-PLE Republic Roadmap
The Grand Plan — From Meme to Movement — One Phase at a Time
01
The Great Token Launch

Fair launch of $PEE-PLE on Solana. No VCs. No presale. No suits. Just wallets and the audacity of the chronically online. The republic is born.

02
NFT Congress Convenes

The NFT collection is released. Citizens, Senators, Sheriffs, and Ministers of Nothing take their posts. Governance begins. Nothing is decided. Everyone is confident.

03
First Democratic Election

The great Satoshi hunt begins on-chain. Citizens vote for their preferred candidate. Polls are open. Results will be confusing. Democracy will prevail.

04
MemeHouse Opens

A real physical location. Community events, workshops, crypto conventions. Frog Guards on duty. The satire goes IRL. The revolution becomes tangible.

“Phase 5: Total Meme Democracy. Details TBD. Vibes confirmed.”
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Coming Soon — The Suspense Is Part of the Democracy

Hold $PEE-PLE tokens to vote in elections, gain governance weight in the Republic, and fund the MemeHouse dream. No presale. No VC money. No suits. Just wallets, memes, and the collective audacity of the chronically online.

Not financial advice · Not actual advice · Not advice of any kind
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Community · The $PEE-PLE Republic by the Numbers
The People Have Spoken — Numbers Don’t Lie (These Ones Might)
6,900
Registered Citizens
Token holders with voting rights and opinions about everything
500
Founding Sheriffs
Free mint live now. Only 500 exist. Forever founding status on Solana.
0
Decisions Made
The Minister of Nothing has been very busy. Results pending. Vibes confirmed.
Twitter / X

The Official Broadcast

Breaking news, election updates, meme dispatches, and the occasional sighting of Satoshi. All the news that’s fit to tweet, plus some that isn’t.

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Telegram

The People’s Chamber

Where citizens gather to debate, complain, celebrate, speculate, and occasionally discuss the token. Main chamber of the $PEE-PLE Republic.

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Elections

The Ballot Box

On-chain voting powered by $PEE-PLE tokens and conviction. Cast your ballot for Satoshi, your dog, or whoever the algorithm thinks deserves the Presidency of Nothing.

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Public Notices · Classifieds · Announcements from the Ministry of Nothing
Seeking
One (1) Satoshi Nakamoto. Hood may remain on. Golden eyes preferred. No Craig Wrights under any circumstances whatsoever. Generous $PEE-PLE compensation. Do not bring lawyers. Bring memes.
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FOUNDING SHERIFF NFTs — 500 only. Free to mint. Enforcer of Meme Law. 3 votes. Permanent founding status on Solana. Only pay gas (~$0.001). Claim yours free →
Lost & Found
LOST: One democracy. Last seen 2016. Battered, frequently argued about. If found, return to the people. $PEE-PLE reward. Do not return to any existing government. They had their chance.

We, the Token-Holders

“…do hereby ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Blockchain. We hold these memes to be self-evident: that all wallets are created equal. That Satoshi shall be found — eventually, probably — and until such time, the march itself shall constitute governance. That the Frog Guards shall serve with distinction, golden eyes unwavering, staves raised. That the Minister of Nothing shall serve in perpetuity, which is fine, because Nothing has been the most stable portfolio in crypto for four years running. That Craig Wright shall not be admitted. Ever.”
Signed in the Year of the Blockchain · Notarized on Solana · Witnessed by the Frog Guards · Craig Wright was not invited
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